How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The air was thick with penises
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize