is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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