dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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