Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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