haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
another moral hangover. fuck.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
