Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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