i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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