Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
