I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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