I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize