thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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