Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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