ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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