and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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