Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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