If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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