eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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