What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
