so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i came on her dog
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Couch. On fire.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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