I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
