Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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