i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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