I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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