Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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