So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
