I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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