There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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