He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize