He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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