If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
the day after is always just damage control
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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