I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think my mom watched the whole time
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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