What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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