Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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