I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize