when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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