So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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