That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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