I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
so much tequila, so little girl.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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