No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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