real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's shark week go big or go home
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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