i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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