i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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