I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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