fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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