quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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