But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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