We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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