Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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