everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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