At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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