Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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