I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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