Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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