you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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