4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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