2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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